You know what's sad? Christina Aguilera. And the fact that she just blew right up like my "Watch it Grow Jesus." I don't mean to be a superficial bitch but fat is just not working on her. I mean honestly, has no one else seen the resemblance between Snooki and her? It's fucking uncanny. Let me show you:
Okay so I couldn't find a full body shot of Snooki. And surprisingly enough, all the photos of her combined don't equal the wreck that is the Christina picture above. But I think the resemblance is in the way their boobs seem to come up as if trying to eat their faces. I don't know...maybe it's just me, but I never really got into the whole fad of wearing push-up bras to hide the fact that I have a neck.
UPDATE: I found a picture of Christina that more closely resembles the Snooki photo above.
Okay, so maybe it's still not that great, but I swear I didn't make this whole thing up. I just think the way the weight spread out is weird. It's like they're still small, but they just have chubby faces and little dwarf arms.
