Mikal's Daily Thoughts: Day Eight

Due to Hurricane Sandy all classes were cancelled today and tomorrow morning! So I didn't have to write my theatre paper last night! Time to break out the Josh Hutcherson pictures...

GUYS--He's drinking butterbeer...

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Mikal's Daily Thoughts: Day Five

"I don't even think I'm a real person."
You really aren't, Honey Boo Boo...

The Dunky

This morning my philosophy professor used the most confusing example to explain compatibalism and reason vs. desire, or something like that. I'm actually not sure...
Anyway, he starts off by saying, "Imagine you have a pet Dunky." Okay, that's kind of weird, but I'll go with it, I thought.
"And there are two carrots dangling from the ceiling at equal distances from The Dunky." At this point I'm like, THE Dunky? What?? So I sort of snorted and looked around, but everyone else is just sitting there straight-faced with rapt attention. Really? No one else thinks this is kind of weird? I thought.
"Which carrot does The Dunky go for?" After a long pause in which he decided no one was going to respond he said, "The Dunky would not go for either. It would starve and die. There are conflicting desires." Then he kept talking about some other shit. Five whole minutes passed, and I realized he was saying DONKEY. Like a donkey. A pet donkey. I feel ridiculous. I honestly thought he was talking about a pet rabbit whose name was The Dunky...

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Mikal's Daily Thoughts: Day Three

I just realized that this is quite difficult to read, so good luck with that. Maybe you could just squint or something?

What happened to Alicia Silverstone's face?

Whatever happened to Alicia Silverstone? Not just her career, but her face. She was so cute in Clueless. Remember when she was a virgin who couldn't drive?

Now she's in Suburgatory and she looks like this...

It's weird. Maybe her teeth got messed up when she regurgitated that food to her baby, and that's why she now has such an awkward smile.

Because I had an eight A.M. this morning and I'm also an insomniac...

How I feel when I wake up for an eight A.M....

How I feel when my professor calls on me during an eight A.M....

Mikal's Daily Thoughts: Day Two

Yesterday, my roommate told me that someone asked her who posted the picture on the door. This question confuses me as it seems pretty obvious who posted it seeing as my name and two pictures of myself are right above it. Regardless, my roommate told her that it was her roommate Mikal, and the girl said, "Oh, I didn't realize you had another roommate." While it isn't quite surprising that someone from my own dorm doesn't know me, I'm really questioning this girl's intelligence. Every single room in my dorm has at least three roommates living together...

Dear God, everyone is going to be so sick of me...

I left this little gem in the first-floor laundry room...

I enjoy leaving little surprises on my friends' door, too.

Mikal's Daily Thoughts: Day One

I Think I'm Really Funny...

Hey! So I realize that I haven't posted in like a year, but I'm just too lazy for anyone's good to write actual posts. However, not blogging has left a little hole in my sad, lonely life, and now that I'm in college and absolutely no one understands my humor, I figured I would have a little fun with the people in my dorm exclusively for my own enjoyment.

So yesterday, instead of leaving my room or showering or doing anything productive at all, I roamed the internet looking for photos that I could post on my door each day. At first I thought I could be inspiring with funny/cute pictures and maybe a nice little saying or quote, but then I realized I can't even inspire myself to change my shirt even once over the entire weekend. Instead, I amended my little project and am now just posting whatever the fuck I feel like because I find it hilarious and no one else does. It's pretty much always going to be a picture--most likely of Obama doing something weird or Matthew Lewis or an embarrassing photo of myself sleeping or looking like baby rabbit or something. The latter basically screams, "This is what not to do with your life," so maybe I'm being inspiring after all. This is literally all so I can justify how much time I spend on the internet doing absolutely nothing and searching things like, "how to spell smizing."